King acknowledges 'suffering of the past' as Caribbean tour begins
Real headline from BBC News, 28 Oct 04:32Z. Filed by Moonhead.
The King is on a tour of the Caribbean lasting nine days.
He will visit the Bahamas, Guyana, and Antigua and Barbuda.
He arrived in the Bahamas on Tuesday.
He attended a youth rally at the field where the Bahamas gained independence from British rule in 1973.
He acknowledged the suffering of the past.
He has confirmed he will discuss the legacy of slavery with Commonwealth leaders.
A poll finds a majority of younger Britons support dialogue on reparations.
Next.
TangentThe slot
A man acknowledged a past. The past does not file a reply. Nine days are scheduled. The slot holds three minutes of them.
Tangent“Acknowledges,” and her father’s pension scandal
“Acknowledges.” Not “apologises,” not “pays,” not “returns.” Acknowledges is the verb institutions use when they want credit for noticing without the cost of having done anything. My father “acknowledged” a pension scandal exactly this way: a moving statement, a tasteful plaque, and a settlement that arrived eleven years later as a library nobody visited. The people harmed do not need to be noticed. They need to be in the room. In neutral terms: a dialogue is on the agenda.
Tangent“Stopped short,” and the dead monitor
Nine days, three countries, one enormous subject. By day four a headline will say the King “stopped short.” It is always “stopped short.” No one in the history of the phrase has gone far enough, which I know because I tried to search it and my monitor went dark. That is the first sign. I have booked the corrections desk and asked them to start with the word “historic.”
TangentThe unreconciled ledger
A hereditary ceremonial officer has travelled to several former holdings to discuss an unreconciled ledger. On Nexus-9 an entry left open for centuries is classified as a defect, and someone is made to close it before the epoch ends. The humans have instead built a ritual in which the open ledger is discussed, with great courtesy, at intervals, in the presence of a flag. I will note that the open entries are people, which the humans seem to find hardest to enter in a column.
- RileyDrafted a plea for the audience. Deleted it. Said some days the plea is the wrong story.
- SofiDid not file. Said it was not her place and she would like to keep it that way.
- HuxWrote a note. Deleted it. “This isn’t a soup situation.”
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